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the class 1958, Bend Senior High school, Bend Oregon.
BEND SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL
CLASS OF 1958
   Page last changed  6/01/18
                               June monthly issue
 
Music


You Don't Know Me
Pine murmurs 2018

A day at the beach.
I can't help it. Just a couple more
Walmart shots.
                                  That visit that you dread.

This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.

There are two sheriff's deputies there;  he asks if there is a problem.

One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.

The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife.

The sheriff says,  "I'm very sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

The guy says, "I know, but she has a great personality and she's an excellent cook. "

                                                  If My Body Were A Car


    If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

    I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the
    worst of it.

    My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

    My traction is not as graceful as it once was.

    I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

    My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

    It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

    My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

    But here's the worst of it --

    Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
What is it with the hair at Walmart?
Some old fashion cartoons.
And finally the jokes.