You thought I was through with this section.
When are you people going to learn that I am
in control here.

As my dad use to say "Eat it and like it"
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                           FUNNY PAPERS

        The world's most expensive taco
              is ridiculously expensive

If you're looking for luxury, check out this super-duper deluxe taco made with Kobe beef, beluga
caviar and served on a gold flaked taco. Sounds good, right?

But if you want to try it, you’re going to have to shell out a whopping $25,000.

Grand Velas Los Cabos has just unveiled its newest offering, the world’s most expensive taco,
which is being served at its on-site restaurant, Frida.

In addition to the Kobe beef and Almas Beluga caviar, the taco is also stuffed with langoustines
and black truffle brie cheese. No good taco is fully dressed without homemade salsa, and this one
comes with a limited-time-only version made with dried Morita chile peppers and seasoned with
Ley925 ultra-premium añejo tequila and civet coffee.

And don’t forget that gold flake-infused corn tortilla.

You’re probably going to want to wash that taco down with some tequila. No problem, Grand
Velas’ Executive Chef Juan Licerio Alcala has created the perfect pairing and recommends a hand-
crafted white gold and pure platinum bottle of Ley925 Pasión Azteca Ultra Premium Añejo. The
tequila, though, is going to add a whopping $150,000 to your bar bill.

This pricey tequila is for sipping, not shooting. The taco/tequila duo was created by Alcala, who
originates from Durango, Mexico.

Grand Velas’ Los Cabos is an all-inclusive (well, mostly inclusive) resort located on Mexico’s Baja
Peninsula. The $150 million beachfront property features five gourmet restaurants in case your
budget only allows for one grand taco tasting.

Velas Resorts are a family-owned business and feature five resorts in Mexico. Rates start at
$750 per person per night in double occupancy. The all-inclusive rate includes accommodations, a
la carte gourmet meals, premium branded beverages, nightly entertainment and tax and gratuities.

The world’s most expensive taco is not included in the all-inclusive rate.

    Now there don't you feel more informed and hungry to boot.


Three Coins in the Fountain
Pine murmurs 2018

This weeks cartoons are really not that
funny but it is our PC world now.

Well I am having fun anyway even if you
are not.  So there.
Just teaching him to sit up mom.
I'm going to run away and then they'll be sorry
they punished me.
The cat again - I'm  telling  you.
Me neither.
What?   I didn't do it.
Show me the proof.  This won't stand up in court.

                    WOMEN THINK DIFFERENTLY

    John texts his wife, “Honey, car hit me when I was out of the office.

    Paula brought me to the hospital.  They're doing tests

    and X-rays.   I had a blow to my head, very strong,

    fortunately it did not cause serious injury, but I have

    three broken ribs, a compound fracture in my left leg

    and they may have to amputate right foot."

    Wife’s Response: “Who’s Paula?"
                 What is confidence?

    An air traffic controller walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

    He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his new Apple watch for a moment.

    The woman notices this and asks,

    "Is your date running late?"

    "No," he replies, "just got this state-of-the-art Apple watch, and I was just testing it."

    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?   What's so special about it?"

    He says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

    The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

    "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

    The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

    The Aviator smirks, taps his watch and says, "Darn thing's an hour fast."

    And that, my friends.......is